Introduction

We start by saying that there is a humor and a beauty to life, that human beings are no less farciful than fanciful, and that all attempts to perfect or improve upon the world or ourselves are narcissistic but natural. The sum total of all such efforts is cyclical behavior cleverly disguised as progress.

That is to say, you were born crazy and stupid enough to try and deny both.

With that being said, I declare a purpose for this blog: to speak on anything and everything of significant and trivial interest in life. I will be partly obsessive and partly blasé, fully critical and naturally forgiving, vaguely guarded or hopelessly exhibitionist. I may also be a bit dualistic.

There will be observational commentary.
There will be lazy categorization.
There will be brilliant analysis.
There will be some other things.
There might be shame.

This is a human blog -- by humans, for humans (and against them, too).